drunken toilet joke
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:49 pm
A drunk staggered into the bar toilet. A few minutes later, a blood-curdling scream was heard from inside the toilet. Then another. The bartender decided to investigate.
"What's the problem," the bartender called out.
A drunken voice from within replied: "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and sqeezes the hell out of my b...s!
The bartender opened the door, looked in and said: "You're sitting on the mop bucket!
"What's the problem," the bartender called out.
A drunken voice from within replied: "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and sqeezes the hell out of my b...s!
The bartender opened the door, looked in and said: "You're sitting on the mop bucket!